Keep It Up
Author: Blossomcup
Pairing: Ryan/Colin
Rating: 17+
Wordcount: 781
Summary:
"Hey, Colin, look what we got in the mail." Ryan said, holding up a pill package.
"What is it?"
"A new libido drug." He chuckled as he read the label. "It’s called, ‘Keep it up.’"
"You’re shitting me."
"Nope."
Colin snatched it from his lover and shrugged. "Let’s try it." Ryan made his ‘deer in the headlights’ face at him.
"Colin, as much as I’d like to fuck you through the mattress for the next hour, I don’t think it’s safe to try a sex drug we got in the mail."
Colin pouted and used his chocolate brown eyes to his advantage. "Please, Ryan? We’ll be careful. We can keep a phone by the bed to call for help. No alcohol or nicotine or any other drug. What’s the worst that could happen?"
All this while, Colin was massaging Ryan’s ass. Ryan sighed and kissed him. "Fine. You know I can’t say no to you."
Colin broke the pill in two and they both took half with a glass of water. Settling down in their bed, they watched a M*A*S*H rerun absently, until…
"Oh, shit!" Ryan grunted. Colin was absolutely enthralled by the monster between Ryan’s legs. "Wow, Ry, that is impressive!"
"Col, let’s not waste this talking."
They laid in bed catching their breath. "God, Ryan, that was amazing. I came so hard I’m seeing stars."
"Me too. I thought I was going to explode."
"I think you did."
"Did I hurt you? I was banging you pretty hard."
"I loved every second of it."
"Me too, but it felt a little weird."
Colin gave him a confused look. "Weird how?"
"It was kinda difficult to pull out."
"What?"
"Like if I didn’t pull out right away, we’d be stuck."
Colin giggled. "That would be interesting to explain. ‘Doc, I got this cock up my ass and I can’t get it out." Colin moaned as he began to get what Ryan had earlier. "Ryan…"
Ryan crawled on top of him and straddled him. "Take me." He breathed.
"Shit, that was so hot."
"I know." Colin sighed happily.
"Colin, I know you like basking, but I think it’s time you took your cock out of my ass now."
Colin sighed. "Fine." A pause. "Shit."
"What?"
"I’m stuck."
"Not funny Colin."
"Ryan, I’m stuck!"
"Colin, this is SO not funny."
"I mean it Ryan! I feel like I’m swelling up!"
"This is not happening. Just pull out!"
"Don’t you think I’m trying? I feel like a basketball is at the end of my dick. I can’t move!"
"FUCK!"
"What the hell are we going to do?"
"A, not panic, and B, go to sleep. Give it time to go down."
"Sorry, Ryan, I never should’ve insisted we take this shit."
"It’s okay. I’m sure it won’t last long."
"Colin. Colin, wake up."
"Wha?"
"Can you pull out now?"
"Uh….no."
"Fuck, I have to pee."
"Now how are we going to do this?!"
"Scoot over to the end of the bed, I’ll bend my knees, and you get on your tippy toes."
"Tippy toes?"
"You got better idea?!"
"Piggy back."
"What?"
"You heard me, it’s either that or we’re crawling."
"Guess so."
"Stand up. OW OW OW!"
"What?!"
"This won’t work, you’re too tall!"
"Alright, sit back, I can wait."
Colin sighed.
"Colin?"
"Hmm?"
"Lube."
"Lube?"
"Lube. Add more lube, Work it all around, maybe that’ll help."
"Ryan, do you know what you’re saying? I’ll have to stick my hand up there too."
"I know. We don’t have a choice, just do it."
"Brave my as-Aunt Petunia. Just do it. FUCK that’s cold!"
"This hurts."
"You’re not the one with a cock and a hand stuck up your ass. Ow."
"Sorry. Could be worse."
"Worse how?"
"Could be Drew’s cock."
"Shut up you – FUCK!"
"I think I did that."
"You’re out?!"
"I’m out, you okay?"
"I’ll live, but that whistling noise you’ll be hearing for the next few days won’t be coming from my lips."
"Ryan, that’s just gross."
"You okay? Your skin, your dick? Is the head of your cock going to come off due to lack of oxygen?"
"Your concern overwhelms me."
"Don’t be snippy."
"I hurt, Ryan."
"My ass ain’t whistling Dixie."
"Yes it is."
"Fuck you."
"Not now."
"Get some ice packs. One for your dick, one for my ass."
"Cold!" They shouted in unison.
Colin giggled.
"No laughing, Colin." Ryan tried hard to hide his smile.
More giggling. Ryan gave up, they both started laughing loudly.
"Hey, Colin?"
"Yeah?"
"How’s your dick head, dickhead?"
"How’s your asshole, asshole?"
More laughing.
"Ryan, will you ever let me top you again?"
"Yes. But first I’m shooting our mailman."
–THE END-